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		<title>A Billion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the government spends it.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Morons of 2004</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2005 01:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&#038;T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it&#8217;s not Walter who&#8217;s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/03/top-8-morons-of-2004/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did I Read That Sign Right ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an office: Toilet out of orderâ€¦&#8230; Please use floor below In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain Basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken In an office:&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/did-i-read-that-sign-right/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 00:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver&#8217;s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. &#8220;What does it look like?&#8221; she finally asked. The policewoman replied,&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/the-blonde-joke-to-end-all-blonde-jokes/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Senior Citizens Are the Nation&#8217;s Leading Carrier of Aids!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senior Citizens Are the Nation&#8217;s Leading Carrier of Aids! hearing aids band aids rol aids walking aids medical aids government aids most of all, . . . monetary aid to their kids]]></description>
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		<title>The Stranger</title>
		<link>http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/the-stranger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months before I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Tennessee town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around to welcome me into the world a few months later. As I grew&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/the-stranger/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cows</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 04:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/cows/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Abby:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What&#8217;s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn&#8217;t even looked for a new one. All he does is buy big cigars&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/dear-abby/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Obituary</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as: &#160;&#160;&#160;knowing when to come&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/obituary/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn&#8217;t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses&#8230; <a href="http://lindabcole.com/archives/2005/02/the-phaonmneal-pweor-of-the-hmuan-mnid/">(more...)</a>]]></description>
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