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Wednesday March 10th 2010

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A Billion »

A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the government spends it.

Top 8 Morons of 2004 »

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman [...]

Did I Read That Sign Right ? »

In an office: Toilet out of order…... Please use floor below In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a London department store: Bargain Basement upstairs In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps [...]

The Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes »

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, [...]

Senior Citizens Are the Nation’s Leading Carrier »

Senior Citizens Are the Nation's Leading Carrier of Aids! hearing aids band aids rol aids walking aids medical aids government aids most of all, . . . monetary aid to their kids

The Stranger »

A few months before I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Tennessee town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around to welcome me into the world a few months later. As I grew up, I never questioned his [...]

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