Linda B. Cole

Archive for February, 2005

Obituary

Monday, February 14th, 2005

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such [...]

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid

Saturday, February 12th, 2005

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset [...]

To the Kids Who Survived the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s

Friday, February 11th, 2005

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, [...]

Genealogy Poem

Thursday, February 10th, 2005

I went searching for an ancestor. I cannot find him still.
He moved around from place to place and did not leave a will.
He married where a courthouse burned. He mended all his fences.
He avoided any man who came to take the Census.
He always kept his luggage packed, this man who had no fame.
And every 20 [...]

Kid, now a San Diego Marine Corps Recruit

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay [...]

Finally ready to go

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

Well, the site is finally set up and ready to go. Images have been moved into the galleries–an easier task than anticipated. Gallery 1.4.4 pretty much handles the whole thing for you, just move the images from one directory to another on the server and Gallery updates the files to the new version, builds [...]