In an office:
Toilet out of order…… Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot ans stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and don’t know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer’s field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – The bell doesn’t work.)
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