Linda B. Cole

In an office:
Toilet out of order…… Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be [...]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she [...]

Senior Citizens Are the Nation’s Leading Carrier of Aids!
hearing aids
band aids
rol aids
walking aids
medical aids
government aids
most of all, . . . monetary aid to their kids

A few months before I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Tennessee town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around to welcome me into the world a few [...]

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal [...]

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he [...]